Bean-ables

In response to the crazy static electricity in her hair:  "Man, my hair is all jacked up."

When eating her just cooked breakfast:  "JUMPIN' BEANS THAT'S HOT!!!"

While watching a commercial on TV:  "Holy drama!"

Eating yogurt:  "This yogurt tastes like a foot."

Randomly:  "Hey you jackbutt."  (Um, this one is a mystery... where did she hear this doozy?)

After being denied candy:  "Well then, you're just rude."