What I really hope my children learn before they leave our home is to flippin' stop walking around while they are puking!
For heaven's sake! If you're puking, find a trash can! A toilet! A sink! A tub! Cup your hands! Stop just walking around puking up and down the hallway!
I know puking sucks, I know, but seriously, stop walking around puking! At least stand still so it's in one place. Please! A bedroom and hallway worth of cleaning! Stand. Still.
After two consecutive nights of puking from two different children (who don't seem remotely sick during the daytime hours), this is all I have.
Stop the puking madness.